Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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