I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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Have fun and good luck.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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