Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
last night I used snow as a chaser
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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