Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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