so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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