apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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