You made me cry and you don't even care
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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