I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm both gender and math confused
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