He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
