Whod you bang
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have aggressive nipples.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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