thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
