She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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