I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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