after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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