Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(727): View more from Florida

a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

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(410): View more from Maryland

Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

(301): View more from Maryland

Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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(518): View more from New York

i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno

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(602): View more from Arizona

I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"

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(512): View more from Texas

At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted

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(631): View more from New York

I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0

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