I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0