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• (707): View more from California

  I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.

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  Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)

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• (626): View more from California

  I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

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• (510): View more from California

  yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game

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