my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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