Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
