dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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