Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
