Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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