No subtext here. People are naked.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
