fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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