You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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