beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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