Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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