you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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