I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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