i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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