wanna go halves on a baby?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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