ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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