operation harelip BJ is a go
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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