that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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