That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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