i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do vagina's smell?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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