Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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