let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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