I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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