I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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