apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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