I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Watching her eat just hurts me
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
