great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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