the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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