STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
id be glad to
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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