I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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