I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I met the friendliest cop last night
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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