I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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