So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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