I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
