I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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