Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
