office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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