Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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