if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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