hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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